Boris Johnson Pincushion
This is a pattern to crochet your own Boris Johnson Voodoo Pincushion.
Are you so sick of the crap coming out of Boris Johnson's mouth every time he opens it that you want to flick him under the nose and make his eyes water?
Don't let anger get you into trouble! Purge those feelings from the safety of your home with the cathartic and therapeutic Boris Johnson Voodoo Pincushion!!
This is quite an easy pattern for anyone who knows a handful of basic stitches.
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