After making an oversized scarf for my girlfriend, I knew my hands couldn't possibly handle the stress of three more scarves. Enter the Simple Super Chunky Cowl. It's a bit trickier than my previous crochet projects, but the final result is stunning.
Now science hasn't proven this yet, but many knowledgable sources have said that this cowl has anti-ageing properties. It makes your skin glow, your eyes sparkle, and keeps your neck as warm as a baby emperor penguin nestled in its mother's brood pouch.
A friend of mine tried the cowl on, looked into the distance, and said "As a young child my father sent me to the mountains of Peru to work amongst the women in the fields. I was not really a girl, yet not still a baby. After a cold hard day shearing sheep, the women wrapped me in a cowl so soft and so tender. Not until today, this day right now, have I felt a feeling like that."